The Main Range began in 1999 with The Sirens of Time and was followed in October by Phantasmagoria and in November with Whispers of Terror. From January, the
CDs went monthly and a treasure box of unheard Doctor Who stories was
tantalisingly opened. Like the TARDIS, the box is infinite, as those stories
are seemingly never to end.
These days, Big Finish are a powerhouse of production with
every single month offering a Main Range CD (sometimes two!), a Short Trip, a
box set of some kind and either a Tom Baker release or an Early Adventure,
amongst many other spin off releases and deluxe box sets. This November sees
the release, for example, of The Tenth Doctor Adventures (Infamy of the Zaross, The
Sword of the Chevalier and Cold
Vengeance), The Middle, The Morton Legacy, The Ingenious Man Adric of Alzarius, and the 4-story boxset UNIT – Encounters. This is far more
Doctor Who than is sensible – and could ever be produced for TV - but also an
irresistible treat for the Big Finish addict.
It seems opportune, given the current focus on the Main
Range (and the whittling down of the CD stock) to have a look back at its
successes, of which there are a great many. It may even help newcomers to the
audio world choose a few stories to begin their aural odyssey! I set out to do
a Top 10 article, which became a Top 20 article, on the Main Range. Using my
personal ratings spreadsheets (yeah, get me) I tried to decide which stories
ought to be placed in such a list. The number of stories I’d awarded 10/10
ratings was unexpectedly enormous. These are stories I genuinely wouldn’t
change a thing about and the list has grown to a Top 50! I’ve put them in
something of an order, counting down from 50 before the reveal of my favourite
Big Finish Main Range release. Enjoy!
50. We Are the Daleks by Jonathan Morris
200 releases would have seemed like an impossible amount of
Doctor Who in 1999, but in We Are the
Daleks at 201, Big Finish prove that they can still innovate and are
absolutely not resting on their laurels. Doing the Daleks at 201 feels a little
strategic. As if Big Finish were expecting fans to think of 200 as a suitable
point of departure after 15 years’ worth of releases. Given the consistent
quality of their output, however, they really needn’t have worried. And if We Are the Daleks proves anything, it’s
that there are still new stories to tell. Jonathan Morris is a master at
scripting Doctor Who tales and it is a credit to him that no two scripts of his
are the same. We Are the Daleks is
not like any other Dalek story either and it uses them in a fun, avant-garde
and thrilling way.
49. Castle of Fear by Alan Barnes
Not since the arrival of the Nimon in Seasons of Fear was I as surprised by a monster reveal as here in
the similarly titled Castle of Fear.
What is so brilliant about the revelation as to what is going on is that the
story itself is so whimsical, funny and enjoyable that it doesn’t really need
any big reveals. The idea of the Doctor and Nyssa going to see a Mummers play
feels fairly outlandish whilst at the same time being just the sort of thing
this English gentleman of a Doctor would enjoy. Comedy is a perfect fit for
Davison’s hero, sadly missing from his TV era, and Susan Brown is absolutely
astonishing.
48. Faith Stealer by Graham Duff
I can't be the only one who thinks the Divergent arc was a bold
but flawed misadventure, chiefly because the concept of a universe without time
is simply impossible to imagine. But right in the middle of it all comes Faith Stealer by Graham Duff, writer of
sitcom Ideal. He’s never written for
the show again but on the strength of Faith
Stealer, he’s a perfect fit. As you’d expect, the story is light and funny,
which feels like a breath of fresh air within the morose Divergence epic, but
also finds time for genuine scares and some philosophy. “He pulled a diamond
out of my head,” says Bishop Parrash after losing his mind entirely. It’s a
brilliantly creepy moment, brought into focus by the breezy fun it’s surrounded
by.
47. Red by Stewart Sheargold
This is hard sci-fi. Red is very adult and philosophical, asking questions about the nature of violence and it could only have been told during the wilderness years when Doctor Who adventures were for fans of old. Like …ish, only more straightforwardly told, Red explores its theme to the ultimate limit and treads the difficult balancing act that is the Seventh Doctor’s persona somewhere between Seasons 24 and 25 with aplomb. It may be unspectacular, without pomp or ceremony, but Red has a very specific agenda which it sinks its teeth into and tackles furiously well.
46. Minuet in Hell by Alan W Lear and Gary
Russell
I don’t understand the hatred thrust in the direction of Minuet in Hell. It is long, admittedly
but it’s also strikingly odd, strikingly new and strikingly bizarre. It
includes a demon who sings, “Charlie is my darling, my darling, my darling!”
It’s got a weird guitar soundtrack and some of the best sound design: Just what
is going on in the Doctor’s head at the start of Part Two? The cliff-hanger ending
of the first disc is a heart-stopper. Paul McGann was astonishing from the
outset and this last story of his first season is a promise that there is so
much more for him to give. As he bids adieu to the Brigadier (And Nick Courtney
is brilliant!) he’s saying hello to
the fans. In a story asking questions about who exactly the Doctor is, we are
assured at the finish that Paul McGann is
the Doctor. Here’s the proof.
45. The Star Men by Andrew Smith
A recent hit for me, The
Star Men is a story which feels like H. Christopher Bidmead is still on
scripting duties in terms of its intriguing concepts and hard sci-fi but has
the action-adventure varnish of a top-end Eric Saward finish. What’s not to
love? The first episode is a mini-movie, an Earthshock
style run-around with a scientific sprinkling. Then, we meet the intriguing
Star Men themselves voiced by the utterly evil sounding Peter Guiness. The
story never stands still and keeps morphing into new narrative threads. There’s
a strong role for Adric and Peter Davison is, as ever, at the top of his game. The Star Men is rip-roaring,
mind-bending fun.
44. Gods and Monsters by Mike Maddox and
Alan Barnes
This is the true culmination of the Hex story, despite the
fact he managed another four stories as Hector (rather embarrassingly). The
moment at the very climax, when Hex thinks of his mother, is abruptly moving
and packs a huge emotional gut-punch. In much the same way, the pre-titles
sequence is shocking and visceral. “Let the chains of Fenric shatter!” Indeed.
What is so clever about Gods and Monsters
is how it makes sense of a complicated story which has managed to continue way
beyond its natural sell-by-date, and allows it to feel fresh, dynamic,
unpredictable and poignant.
43. The Raincloud Man by Eddie Robson
When Eddie Robson burst onto the Big Finish scene, his voice
was loud and very, very welcome. He hasn’t made many contributions to the Main Range, spending more time with the Eighth Doctor, but The Raincloud Man stands among his best offerings. It feels modern,
the dialogue is zippy and the tale races by. Its changes in location ensure that
the narrative can never stand still. At a time when the Main Range was perhaps
struggling to find its way after Gary Russell left the company, Robson was
proof that there were so many stories left to tell, in such new and exciting
ways.
42. Masters of Earth by Cavan Scott &
Mark Wright
Like Project: Twilight by the same writers,
the only agenda Masters of Earth has
is to entertain. This story of a race across Scotland during the Dalek-occupied
Earth is as tense and exciting as any Big Finish play whilst at the same time
being straightforward and uncluttered. Its locale changes keep it fresh and the
Doctor’s assertion that he cannot interfere with the outcome of the Dalek plan
give the story an urgency and unpredictability. The arrival of another 60s
villain at the mid-point is a terrific piece of engineering and gives the play
another narrative threat to exploit. Scott and Wright feel like restless
writers, always trying to jump ahead and get to the next exciting instalment.
It’s what makes their plays so very entertaining.
41. Robophobia by Nicholas Briggs
A Nick Briggs script and an absolute corker at that, Robophobia does that rare thing of almost equalling the story it’s a sequel to. When that story is The Robots of Death, this is no mean feat. The lasting image of a person surrounded by Voc Robots holding hands is the stuff of nightmares and Briggs acknowledges the paranoia this would induce amongst all his guest characters. He also introduces us to Liv Chenka whose life with the Doctor would go on to be much more complicated. Robophobia also manages to be a whodunnit in a way that The Robots of Death doesn’t and its crowning achievement is that the listener becomes one of the crew members: suspicious, frightened and in the end, robophobic.
40. Legend of the Cybermen by Mike Maddox
This tale of the Land of Fiction is quite, quite surreal.
Not everything about it works. There’s the odd cameo from Nick Briggs as
himself, directing in the studio, which feels a little too much like patting
oneself on the back, but it’s such a bold and imaginative piece. In no other
story could you find a Cybernised Oliver Twist! The final moments of Part Four
are heart-breaking and we feel the Doctor’s sorrow vividly. But it is Legend of the Cybermen’s willingness to
experiment and throw caution to the wind, its utter chutzpah, that sets it
above its peers.
39. A Thousand Tiny Wings by Andy Lane
Andy Lane’s sole contribution to the Main Range is a quiet
tale, rather beautiful in its intricacy and delicateness. The all-female cast
feels fresh, with rich and nuanced performances in abundance, and it’s a
delight to have Klein back, one of the great successes of Big Finish’s early days.
A Thousand Tiny Wings has a distinct
sense of place and the atmosphere of the veldt pervades the play. It is as if
the unknowableness of the environment is creeping ever closer to the little
wooden hut which stands as the colonists’ only protection. The story builds
slowly across its four episodes but never stops looking forward, layers of
character unpeeling as we listen. A
Thousand Tiny Wings is quietly wonderful.
38. The Secret History by Eddie Robson
It seems rather perverse that to celebrate the Main Range,
with their 200th release, Big Finish give us a sequel to the Eighth
Doctor adventures. It requires the listener to know a lot of narrative history
beforehand and understand the subtleties of the Doctor’s audio relationship
with the villain. But for those who have followed absolutely everything from
the very beginning, A Secret History
is richly rewarding. In fact, the very title gives us a clue as to what to
expect, only the listening elite who know their history getting the fullest enjoyment from this
complex and intriguing yarn. Aside from its sense of repaying the faithful, the story does an amazingly evocative job of recapturing the
Hartnell years with Peter Davison in his shoes, much more so than the other
stories in this trilogy managed to recapture their respective eras. As always,
Davison is excellent, and special mentions must go to Peter Purves and Maureen
O’Brien who manage to sound as if they’ve been beamed into the studio from the
60s. If A Secret History’s job is to
reward the loyalist of listeners, it succeeds on every level.
37. The Shadow Heart by Jonathan Morris
Since the arrival of Steven Moffat at the Doctor Who helm,
out-of-order stories have become something of the norm. But Jonathan Morris
started the ball rolling: His novel Festival
of Death was a Season 17 story with time travel. Flip-Flop was a never-to-be-repeated Big Finish release in which
the two discs could be listened to in either order. The Shadow Heart is even cleverer, the story being experienced from
two different perspectives in terms of chronology. It is also the end of a very
successful, galaxy-spanning trilogy with a love story at its heart and Morris
achieves that rare thing of an ending that truly rewards those who have stuck this epic out.
It also features a giant, space-hopping snail.
36. Heroes of Sontar by Alan Barnes
A caretaker friend of mine spoke to me before finishing Heroes of Sontar and said, “The Sontarans do seem very stupid in this.” What is great about this extremely well-structured script from Alan Barnes is that the stupidity of this particular bunch of clones is what the story is all about. Barnes writes such a taut tale but leaves plenty of room for laughs along the way. All told, Heroes of Sontar is hugely enjoyable and unusually for Barnes, rather linear and direct in its purpose. If you want an exciting, fun, action-packed Sontaran story from Big Finish, choose this one.
35. The Fourth Wall by John Dorney
John Dorney’s first script for the Main Range is an absolute
corker. It’s little wonder he is such a regular writer these days. Free from
continuity references, The Fourth Wall
entirely inhabits its own world and feels like a breath of fresh air amid the
Davroses and Wirrn of this particular trilogy. Flip is characterised extremely
well and to my mind is one of the unsung successes amongst Big Finish’s
audio-only companions. Here, she is reckless and impulsive, making events
happen. As well as being exciting, The
Fourth Wall also makes for a great satire and one is left laughing not just
at its sense of fun but at its modest cleverness.
34. And You Will Obey Me by Alan Barnes
Alan Barnes cannot settle. Not one of his stories is
scripted in a traditional way. From the dizzying bafflement of Zagreus to the two-time-zone The Girl Who Never Was, through the
larking merriment of Castle of Fear,
he is an unpredictable writer of the strongest calibre. And You Will Obey Me is a story which similarly never settles and
is un-guessable as to its intent. Its third part – an 80s indie horror film set
in a barn and a farmhouse with a few teenagers and their frightening, mutilated
“Daddy” figure is as weird as Doctor Who gets and a million miles away from the
wonderful opening scene in the auction house. There is so much going on here
that it’s impossible to review in a paragraph. But it’s bloody brilliant and
though its parts are many, And You Will
Obey Me actually manages to be more than their sum.
33. Live 34 by James Parsons and Andrew
Stirling-Brown
There's found footage. There's a narrator. There isn't a theme tune. But this is not Sleep No More.
Live 34 is a political thriller,
unafraid to dip its toes into the worlds of torture and terrorism. The news
broadcast conceit serves to heighten the reality of the planet which ends up
feeling more alive, complicated and interesting than many other alien
societies. The Doctor, Ace and Hex are guest stars in other people’s lives
here. It’s the reality that is important. Not every story can be like Live 34 but this masterful tale is
cherishable in its uniqueness.
32. The Entropy Plague by Jonathan Morris
After Terminus, we
didn’t really need another closure story for Nyssa, but here we have one. It
was a great joy to hear Nyssa, Tegan and Turlough together again, but given the
narrative circumstances, their travelling had to end. The Entropy Plague is unusual, every episode told from a different
lead’s perspective. There is a sense of inevitability, much like that which
pervaded Warriors’ Gate at the end of
the original E-Space trilogy. In the end, The
Entropy Plague is a truly moving play and those last few moments offer
Sarah Sutton some of the best material she has ever had.
31. Patient Zero by Nicholas Briggs
When Nick Briggs and Alan Barnes adopted the Main Range,
there was a brief period of instability as they reacted to what had come
before, rules being set down perhaps arbitrarily (the 25-minute maximum episode plus
deleted scenes was an odd one). Patient
Zero feels like a mission statement. The concept feels fresh, the
developments grand and for the first time it feels like Briggs and Barnes are
doing what they want to do, free of any self-imposed shackles. Patient Zero rocks along, telling its
own story and moving the Charley saga forward in a new and interesting way. This
is where the Briggs and Barnes team comes of age.
30. The Assassination Games by John Dorney
A friend of mine described The Assassination Games as “the real 50th anniversary
story.” Infinitely better and more mature than The Light at the End, much more nostalgic and yet, entirely its own
thing, The Assassination Games leaves
a stark impression. It’s not much like any other Doctor Who story; it’s more
like an episode of the original House of
Cards. But it’s confident in its slowness and intrigue. It builds skilfully
to a gripping climax and it introduces the Counter-Measures group in a stylish,
contemporaneous fashion, feeling like a real celebration of the 1960s
spy-action thriller. John Dorney weaves his magic once again.
29. The Burning Prince by John Dorney
This feels like the sort of story Eric Saward was always
trying to write. It’s an action-packed thriller up there with Earthshock and Resurrection of the Daleks, but with a much stronger plot, and a
much bigger heart. Part One alone is terrifically exciting and ends with the
revelation that there’s more, much more, where that came from. It delivers on that promise. Peter Davison,
companionless, is able to be the star of the show and he’s given great material
here. With John Dorney’s name again on the cover though, it’s only to be expected. The Burning Prince is thrilling.
28. Equilibrium by Matt Fitton
Matt Fitton is all over everything that Big Finish do at the
minute. He gets the big moments. In fact, he got Dark Eyes 3 – The Doctor Vs
The Master - all to himself! But in Equilibrium,
he tells a smaller story, about one tiny, icy world in E-Space. It is quite
special in its intricate, snowflake-like beauty. It’s not a showy story. Like its cover art,
it’s about the cogs working together, the listener figuring out what’s going on
at precisely the time Fitton wants us to. Annette Badland and Nickolas Grace
give pitch-perfect, off-kilter performances and the musical score is bloody
gorgeous. Equilibrium may not be Big
Finish at their most showy but that’s not the agenda here. Fitton wants to tell
a story a tight, beautiful tale which works thematically. Even the title fits.
27. Project: Lazarus by Cavan Scott &
Mark Wright
At the time I found Project:
Lazarus disappointing, promoted as it was: a multi-Doctor story. Sylvester doesn’t
turn up ‘til the mid-point and even then he’s not even facing a real version of
Colin. But as the DWM review noted at the time, what Project: Lazarus does so well is subvert expectation. When I’d
stopped feeling short-changed about what the story wasn’t, I realised what it
was: rollicking and visceral and emotionally vivid. The first two episodes in
particular hurtle along at a fair lick, and end in a truly horrific and brutal
fashion. The final episode ends on a downbeat note and is as strong a depiction
of the Seventh Doctor’s melancholy as anything seen in the TV series.
26. The Widow’s Assassin by Nev Fountain
Nev Fountain is certainly an off-beat Who writer. His
Companion Chronicle Peri and the Piscon
Paradox is an absolute joy, and features nothing less than Old Sixie
dressed in his usual colourful cossie, as well as a giant, flappy fish outfit.
Here, his imagination is similarly outlandish and just as much fun. The
cliff-hanger to Part One is a laugh-out-loud cracker. But there’s a heart to
the tale as well as a few jaw-dropping twists and turns. Both Parts Two and
Three end with a new understanding of what and who the play is about. The only
thing wrong with it is that cover: seriously, what is that all about?
25. The Fearmonger by Jonathan Blum
Given the 18 years that Big Finish have been producing
Doctor Who plays, it is surprising that the very first full-cast McCoy story
(at release number 5) is perhaps the only story that feels as if it could be
set immediately after Survival. (This
includes the Lost Stories scripted by Andrew Cartmel; Jonathan Blum doing an
even better job of catching the script editor’s voice than the script editor!)
The arrival of the Doctor in the lift in Part One (“Going down?”) feels like
precisely the sort of entrance he might have made in Season 27. The politics of
the show are refined here, and become more of a narrative motor than they were
on TV. Still, with another season of televisual adventures, they may well have culminated in
something like The Fearmonger. Its
world of radio station booths, inner city flats and car parks feels like
exactly the sort of mise-en-scene the Cartmel years were heading towards.
24. The Harvest by Dan Abnett
A year before the show came back to our TV screens, Big
Finish produced a pilot of their own. It mirrors Rose in the way we meet the Doctor and Ace from the new companion’s
perspective, the modern setting (the hospital) is as much a character as the
Powell Estate, and the alien activity is presented in such a way that listeners
new to sci-fi would be almost tricked into recognising its allure. It should
also be noted how very, very successful Big Finish’s history with the Cybermen
is. Here, again, they go back to their roots as uncanny once-humans but with a
modern twist: these guys are trying to turn themselves back. Abnett shows his
skill as a writer in that the story feels like an effortless, thrilling romp
but is actually, in its structure and shape, innovating, looking forward…
23. The Two Masters by John Dorney
It’s difficult to imagine a Big Finish without John Dorney
among the cavalcade of writers, so entrenched is he now in their output. And
everything he touches turns to gold. Who else then to give the big one to? The Two Masters is grand. Like many of
the best stories mentioned here (A Death
in the Family; The Widow’s Assassin: And You Will Obey Me) the story
refuses to follow the traditional four-part structure of TV Who. It’s is all
over the place; it’s properly epic. Best of all, the dialogue between the two Masters
is funnier, more alien and unpredictable than any dialogue between two Doctors
has ever been. Give me Geoffrey Beevers and Alex McQueen bickering over who’s
doing the killing bit over Matt Smith and David Tennant on screwdrivers and
sandshoes. The Two Masters is astonishingly good.
22. Doctor Who and the Pirates by Jacqueline
Rayner
So: the Gilbert and Sullivan story. It’s a trite way to
describe Doctor Who and the Pirates
and it’s only really Part Three which features songs, but so memorable is the
idea of the Doctor singing that it’s hard not to think about …and the Pirates as the G and S story.
Of course, there’s much more to it than that. Evelyn is the emotional core of
the story and acts as our guide through its various presentations. In the end,
it’s got a beating heart and is the story of a little boy who died, which lifts
it entirely from the G and S story to a true classic.
21. Project: Twilight by Cavan Scott &
Mark Wright
Project: Twilight
features a man exploding on a pool table in a casino. Do I need to say anything
else? Probably. It’s got short, snappy episodes which hurtle along at a
tremendous lick. It’s got Colin Baker and Maggie Stables being wonderful; a
rich, vivid vampire tale and a gritty, urban feel with cars in rivers and
properly dangerous mobsters. This is Doctor Who for the fans of 2001: It’s
adult and grim but with a sense of fun. Scott and Wright set themselves up here
as a pair of Big Finish’s best hands and they continue to impress with the
likes of Masters of Earth and The Many Deaths of Jo Grant. Project: Twilight still feels new and fresh,
its pace and directness two of its most quietly impressive features.
20. Neverland by Alan Barnes
Before Doomsday,
we had Neverland. This was the climax
of an epic two-story adventure. Beginning in Storm Warning the story of Charlotte Pollard remains one of Big
Finish’s finest achievements. Its apotheosis in Neverland should really have been the end of it, just as Doomsday should have marked a finale for
Rose. Nevertheless, the following stories take little away from the scene in
which the Doctor refuses to kill Charley because she’s his friend and he loves
her. Its presentation as two giant instalments is also perfect and the end of the first episode feels like a proper finish to an Act One. As for the end of Act Two: We’d
have to wait 18 months to find out what happened next. And didn’t we just know
it!
19. Thicker than Water by Paul Sutton
Arrangements for War
was a staggering piece of work. In Thicker
than Water, Paul Sutton hits the jackpot once again with a similar set-up
of characters and a return to Vilag. Gabriel Woolf puts in a beautiful
performance as Rossiter, a million miles away from his Sutekh. Best of all
though, as ever, are Maggie Stables and Colin Baker. Had A Death in the Family never been made, Thicker than Water would serve as a beautiful send-off for Evelyn,
the last lines of the play echoing in the memory long after the closing theme
has finished.
18. The Marian Conspiracy by Jacqueline
Rayner
The first of Big Finish’s “pure” historicals is still one of
its finest. What it amounts to is essentially a conversation between the Doctor
and Queen Mary. So leisurely is its pace and so profound its subject matter
that The Marian Conspiracy stands out
as something very different from the norm. The performances throughout are
suitably majestic and we also get to witness the birth of Evelyn Smythe, the
finest of the audio-only companions and the perfect foil for Old Sixie. This
story of how the two leads meet is joyous. We meet a very different Sixth
Doctor, free of the post-regenerative irritability that plagued his television
persona and a companion more cantankerous than even he is but with just as much
warmth. The Marian Conspiracy is
something very special indeed.
17. The Gathering by Joseph Lidster
It has since been made public that Janet Fielding didn’t
enjoy recording this “one time only” Tegan story. Oh, how grand she did seem!
But for my money, it’s incredible. This is an embittered Tegan, who reacts to
her tumour in a way that is recognisably the same character we knew in the 80s. There is a direct through-line
between the Tegan that leaves in a huff in Resurrection
of the Daleks and the Tegan we get here. This is no romanticised School Reunion, but a real-life meeting
between two very old friends who had left each other acrimoniously. There’s
also some incredibly clever plotting linking this story to The Reaping and The Harvest,
with extremely satisfying results. It’s little wonder that Joseph Lidster would
go on to write for Torchwood and The Sarah Jane Adventures. 8687.
16. Whispers of Terror by Justin Richards
The third Big Finish release and still one of its best,
chiefly because Justin Richards goes out of his way to write a story which
could only be told on audio. Surprisingly, many of its neat tricks have never
been repeated. There is a character who isn’t physically there; a sound
creature using different people’s voices over the intercom and some of the most
exciting opportunities for soundscapes the company have ever attempted. The end
of Part One is amazing: it’s like the culminating minutes of a concept album,
the drama no longer simply based on actors reading from a script but a
crescendo of sounds, music and voices. This was the story that first showed the
wild ambition at Big Finish. The sound design is not up to BBC standards; it is
a thousand times better. We are inside these stories, Whispers of Terror more than most.
15. The Silver Turk by Marc Platt
Marc Platt’s other Cyber outing is rightly lauded. The Silver Turk deserves similar praise and acts as a companion piece in its exploration of the true horror of the Cybermen. The relationship between the Doctor and Mary Shelley is fun and breezy, the Viennese setting is rich and magical. The piece de resistance though comes at the end of Part Three as the Cybermen ascend the outside of the cathedral in a lightning storm. There is so much that is Gothic and arresting about that image that were it a painting, it would be enough. The fact that it comes at the climax of such a Gothic and arresting story is more than just a bonus.
14. The Emerald Tiger by Barnaby Edwards
Even the trailer was great. What is not to love about this
Indian-set Jungle Book of a yarn?
Look at the booklet art: it’s the Doctor atop a train heading for a cliff edge
below a hot air balloon. Surely, this is absolutely the stuff of rollicking
adventure? Part Three ends with Tegan riding an elephant. Come on, were this a
TV story, it’d be ranked amongst the very best. Can Barnaby write some more
please?
13. Invaders from Mars by Mark Gatiss
Mark Gatiss has written 9 episodes for the TV series, from The Unquiet Dead to Empress of Mars, encompassing all four new series Doctors. His
second Big Finish foray is better than each of them. It’s wittier, funnier,
bolder and more freewheeling. The cast are tremendous, with special mentions to
Jessica Stevenson and Simon Pegg. It’s got a distinct sense of period, it’s
full to the brim with gags and to tell a story on audio about a radio broadcast
is a masterstroke. And David Benson as Orson Welles is to die for. Ironically, Invaders from Mars feels more modern and
fresh than any of Gatiss’s television efforts. He’s allowed here to do whatever
he likes here and, just as in The Crimson
Horror, wherein he was given a similarly free hand, he reaps the rewards. Invaders from Mars is glorious.
12. Arrangements for War by Paul Sutton
Arrangements for War
was very unusual at the time. Big Finish had begun to tell sweeping stories
across various releases and in those early days none was more successful than
the Evelyn Smythe arc. Here, given the events of Project: Lazarus, I was
convinced that this would be Evelyn’s finale, her last stand and that her
relationship with the Doctor could never be reconciled. Rather beautifully,
this is the story of their coming together again. It is heart-breaking that it
takes such a tragedy in the last act for Evelyn to realise the depth of the
Doctor’s compassion.
11. The Wormery by Stephen Cole and Paul
Magrs
It’s surprising that the crack team of Cole and Magrs
haven’t worked together since because The
Wormery is a fairly astonishing tale. It includes a song, it’s set in a
brilliantly funny, sleazy bar and there’s a beautiful, saddening cameo at the
very end. It’s also a thinly-veiled and compelling take on the fall-out of the
Doctor’s 14-part trial and we see, unusually, a bruised and emotional Sixth
Doctor, upset with the injustice of the Time Lords’ scheme. It’s almost a
metaphor for Colin Baker’s feelings on the injustice of an era not so
well-spent. And Colin is majestic.
10. Creatures of Beauty by Nicholas Briggs
This is Nick Briggs’s best work. It is his most ambitious
piece and his most inventive – to tell a story out of order is one thing; to
make it moving and distressing is another. Whereas a usual Briggs script is
more often than not populated with archetypes and “sci-fi” dialogue of a more
traditional kind, Creatures of Beauty
is all about structure and he allows himself to experiment with the surreal,
ending three of the four episodes with the refrain “Beautiful.” When we find
out in Part Four to what the “Beautiful” refers, there is a cruelty to it. It
must also be noted how majestic Part One is in its brutal, unsettling way: a beaten-up Nyssa in a police cell undergoing the most rigorous of questioning ends
with a horrifying accusation and a frightening, noisy, confusing montage. Nick
Briggs should aim higher generally, because here, he pulls off a stunning tour
de force.
9. Davros by Lance Parkin
Two slow, epic episodes: Davros
feels different. Although scripted as a four-parter, the length works. We’re in
the Doctor and Davros’s company for a long while and the insidious nature of
the villain is brought into sharper perspective thanks to our spending the time
to see his long-term manipulation of those around him fall into place. The
reveal that he has been planning for an economy system built around war is a
sudden shock and his true colours, which we always knew were going to come out,
are suddenly even more vital and frightening than ever. Davros is incredibly well-structured
and feels like the most potent exploration of this multi-layered and complicated villain.
8. The Chimes of Midnight by Robert
Shearman
It had to be there, didn’t it? All the praise it garners is
deserved. So lauded is The Chimes of
Midnight, it feels like there is nothing left to say about it. Every Christmas, one should listen to The Chimes of Midnight. Instead of a
review, I’ll share my story of Chimes:
When I first heard it, I was babysitting for my little cousin. She fell fast
asleep and I turned the CD player on. I suspected it would be frightening so I
turned the lights off. Shortly afterwards, creeped out and uneasy, I turned them back on.
7. …ish by Phil Pascoe
Every now and again, Big Finish serve us up a Warriors’ Gate, a Ghost Light, a Kinda of
the audio variety. …ish is just that.
Its interest is in wordsmithery and in its exploration and indulgence of
sesquipedalianism, …ish remains a
triumph. Every character, even the Doctor and Peri, talk as if they’re aware of
being in a thematic play and …ish is
all the better for it, every word adding to its poetic, lyrical world. It’s
also got a soundtrack like no other, which in itself is thematic and odd. …ish is a thrill of a play, so far out of the ball park is it playing.
6. A Death in the Family by Steven Hall
Maggie Stables’s final appearance as Evelyn is
breath-taking. In terms of structure, A
Death in the Family is like nothing else. Every episode opens with a
curve-ball, propelling us in a different direction and it is only in Part Four
that the pieces come together and we realise what a clever, clever game Steven
Hall has been playing. The fact that Evelyn’s last moments are spent with the
Seventh Doctor is a cruel irony given her history with Old Sixie but no less
upsetting. Ian Reddington as the Word Lord is virtuoso casting. One of the
great villainous actors from McCoy’s television era, plays a completely
different and no less frighteningly bonkers one here. A Death
in the Family feels like a novel. It positively balks at Doctor Who’s usual
rules to tell a story all of its own: a strange, impeccably crafted
masterpiece.
5. Jubilee by Robert Shearman
Robert Shearman really is the perfect fit for Doctor Who. He
gets the peculiarities of the series, the characters are just the right side of
real. There is a definite sense of the uncanny in all his stories, people
behaving almost like normal people,
the world being almost like the real
world. The President and his wife daring each other to contract their words at
the beginning of the play is unnerving, until he slaps her when it becomes
horrific. The cliff-hanger to Part Two subverts expectation and I wonder if a
Doctor with severed legs would meet with BBC standards since the 2005 revival.
Speaking of which, Jubilee is so much better than Dalek. It’s cleverer, more complex and imaginatively exciting than
its TV counterpart. Weirdly, since Dalek,
it seems to be less celebrated which is a travesty. It’s probably Shearman’s
most intricate script and in Martin Jarvis certainly contains one of the best
performances in a Shearman script. As Doctor Who fans, we should be shouting
about Jubilee from the rooftops.
4. Terror Firma by Joseph Lidster
Terror Firma is the story that cemented Joseph Lidster as a trail-blazer when it came to risk-taking in Doctor Who. Here, we find an ailing Davros, almost completely insane begging for hypodermic needles to ease his pain. Just as we begin to sympathise with him at his most fragile, we experience the height of his cruelty: he has taken the Doctor’s friends from him. Paul McGann screaming, “I remember!” has got to be one of the most spine-tingled and horrific moments in the whole gamut of Big Finish adventuring.
3. The Holy Terror by Robert Shearman
With Doctor Who, more than perhaps any other programme, timing is everything. The Holy Terror came at just the right time. Big Finish had started off arguably with a fan-pleasing check-list: The Sixth Doctor meets the Brigadier? Check. Ice Warriors on Mars? Check. Daleks on Gallifrey? Check. In The Holy Terror, Big Finish first begin to flex their wings and tell their own stories and say hello to Rob Shearman. The Holy Terror is a surreal beast. For the most part, it’s an off-beat comedy and in its final act becomes a tale with more heart than any story Big Finish put out that year. It was an instant hit and remains funny, peculiar and in the end, truly distressing.
2. Loups-Garoux by Marc Platt
When the writer of controversial TV story Ghost Light was announced as writing for Big Finish, I was overjoyed. So rich a brew had Marc Platt’s TV story been, that I expected Loups-Garoux to be the same. It was nothing like it. The only similarity it had to the seminal Sylvester McCoy story was its strangeness. Running through its narrative is a centuries-old love story with a carnivorous bite. The violence of the relationship is suggested and is counterpointed by its beauty. “How many fat moons since I pulled you from the snow?” asked Stuiber Peter in the message he sends with a severed head. Despite being set in both Brazil and the Amazon Dustbowl, Episode 2 is a bottle story in a train and is as claustrophobic and relentless as Ghost Light at its very best. In fact, compared to Ghost Light, Loups-Garoux has perhaps even more poetry.
1. Spare Parts by Marc Platt
It has to be said, Mr Platt has a definite affinity with the
Cybermen. Both this and his Silver Turk
reveal the true tragedy of the Cybermen and present them as beings so close to
humanity and yet so removed. They are unnerving in a way that perhaps they have
never been on television, not even in the modern series which focuses more
sharply on the threat of conversion. What is so memorable about this audio play
is, paradoxically, the imagery. The Christmas tree with its baubles
representing “the old Earth which one day we’ll get back to;” the city under
the ground with its tramlines and boarded up picture houses; the civilians, queuing for conversion, ready to be signed up. Spare Parts is a grim tragedy with a family at its centre and is
one of the crowning achievements of Big Finish. Also, in its final part, the company sets out its stall for the next decade in a terrifying and relentless
refrain: WE ARE THE FUTURE.
JH
JH
Thanks for this list as I'm not too familiar with the Big Finish range. I've ordered Terror Firma. I tried to get Spare Parts but it's over £300! Hmm . . .
ReplyDeleteHey, City! Thanks for reading and commenting! We really hope you enjoy Terror Firma.
DeleteIf you do fancy Spare Parts, which is thought of as an almost universal classic, you can buy a download from the Big Finish site for £2.99 or the vinyl edition for £79 if you're feeling flush. It is a thing of awesome beauty!